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P. D. Witte
About the Author
Phil Witte
is a humor writer, cartoonist, and journalist. His joke books on turning 50 and 60 have sold over 150,000 copies to date. His website is
http://www.philwitte.net
.
Steve Mark
is an illustrator from Minneapolis, Minnesota.